Thursday, September 17, 2015

TIME OUT....


Helping Lady Love recover from the T.Rex incident....Monkey takes her for a romantic stroll down the driveway where they find a small puddle lake and happily feed the ducks. 




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Thursday, August 27, 2015

ANIMAL EAT ANIMAL....

They had thought it a nice place to stop....take a break...catch their breath....admire the lion creeping through the foliage....Monkey soon excels at climbing yet lacks to notice Lady Love's moment of crisis.


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Thursday, August 20, 2015

A THREE HOUR CRUISE...

Monkey and Lady Love decide that a cruise would be ideal....relaxing and rejuvenating...unfortunately he finds himself not having the best sea legs.


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Thursday, August 13, 2015

LAND OF NURSERY RHYMES....

Onward trails...and Monkey and Lady Love find themselves in the Land of Nursery Rhymes.... a very friendly black sheep who insists it's all rumours....three very short sighted mice....a cow insisting she never meant to jump over the moon, she was aiming for Jupiter.....and one very happy egg with a case of vertigo....



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Thursday, August 6, 2015

HEFFALUMPS....

After the escape from the land of snails, the gallant duo travelled on. Finally they came to a herd of heffalumps....Monkey had thought they would be a tad larger...


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Thursday, July 30, 2015

SLIMED....

After escaping from tinsel and gift wrapping they thought they were safe....until....imagine a land of gastropods...oozing mucous...soon Monkey and Lady Love are captured...slimed...and wait while the band of assorted snails do the Are We Really Herbivore dance around them....











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Thursday, July 16, 2015

LAND OF BEARS....

On his travels Monkey and Lady Love come to the Land of Bears...seemingly friendly place where they were invited to stop for a teddybear's picnic....Lady Love enjoyed being in the middle of a furry sandwich but Monkey had an uneasy feeling about the bear beside him...especially when he kept singing 'if you go down to the woods today you'll get a big surprise......'







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Thursday, July 9, 2015

STRANGE JOURNEYS...

On his journey Monkey discovers a strange tribe of small vegetable shaped people. They appear friendly but he has this belief they will soon want to remove various pieces of his body.....




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Thursday, July 2, 2015

GOING FOR A RIDE....

Giving up on dreams of flight (momentarily), Monkey and his girl decide to make the most of a sunny winters day and go for a ride. Although a bicycle could have been easier than wrangling a snail and duck...





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Thursday, June 25, 2015

SUPER MONKEY....

After his last failed attempt at flight- leaving him with a concussion, strained arm and bruised ego...he has decided to stay on terra firma. However he has discovered a snazzy knit...complete with a M for Super Monkey and a discreet cape....just in case....









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Thursday, June 11, 2015

FLIGHT OF THE MONKEY....


Inspired by his first attempt at flight, and with a bit of stickytape, some baking paper, a favourable wind and a staple or two....he is ready for take off. 





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Thursday, June 4, 2015

FACE PLANT....

Not a surprising result after his attempt at flight....thankfully the gardener had been at work and he found a safe(ish) place to face plant....it remains to be seen what medical requirements are necessary. 





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Thursday, May 28, 2015

SUPER MONKEY.....

 Spurred on by bravado, the thrill of glory and perhaps a touch of whisky....Monkey decides that he too can fly.

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Thursday, May 21, 2015

GAME OF KINGS...


Girlfriend introduced him to the sport of snail racing....a sport that intrigues at the same time as puzzles....why are there no jockeys? Does a race usually take thirty seven minutes? And what happens to the one contestant heading for the edge? 




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Thursday, May 14, 2015

WAITING FOR SNOW....

He has been told of this magical thing...snow. Told that it falls gently from the sky to land butterfly soft on his fur. That he can write his name in it...and also eat it. Although no one has told him not to do it in that order. 


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Thursday, May 7, 2015

MAKING UP....

Unfortunately a photo of Monkey on a weekend away surfaced....

trying to explain his purely, friendly association after a few lot of drinks, only led him into deeper water-----now he's trying to make it up to his Lady Love.


However when he mentioned movie, she thought he meant a night out...


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Thursday, April 30, 2015

CHOCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS....

Monkey attends a meeting of chocoholics anonymous -led by a strange egg-shaped individual...whose idea of restraint was to let them eat blueberries while they talked of chocolate...dark chocolate, milk chocolate, caramel chocolate, chocolate covered ginger, chocolate covered ants, chocolate covered strawberries....


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Thursday, April 23, 2015

CRUNCH TIME....

Determined to get fit and healthy, Monkey once more takes to exercise. He enjoys the first dumbbell press...then his arms hurt...he does two lunges...and can no longer walk......three pushups and he collapses in a puddle of monkey goo......it's not looking good. 







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Thursday, April 16, 2015

IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN....

After his enforced incarceration....or his deliberate detox....Monkey decides to eat healthy and munch on everything green. Unfortunately his will power only lasts for seven hours, twenty seven minutes and eleven seconds....




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Thursday, April 9, 2015

CHOCOLATE DETOX....


After an over indulgence of chocolate ----Monkey attempts a detox...now if only he could find the key....



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